Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!