I think our roommate has a boner...
Yes sir, i love cock!
Add some cheese and a good wine
A rent agreement in mind
Armed with a lot of will
Dick doesn't stand a chance
All you need to know is in the eyes
You make my temperature rise
How far up is too far?
Strictly business, with pleasure
Spit remains the best lube
Tuned to please and only that
Theory needs practice