Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Don't let it slip out again!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I love your ideas, honey
I've been missing out
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss